Musey - January 20th, 2026

Inspired by Umamusume I made a little powershell program that you can run in your computer's terminal.

My friend who is much more well-versed in powershell was teaching me the language, so I immediately wanted to make something silly!~

When you run it, it picks several horses from a .txt and you choose one to bet on. Your "username" and balance is saved between races.

Horses have several attributes that determine how they race: Speed, muscle, skill, anger, joy, and clutch.

Speed X - Each turn roll X chances to move forward
Muscle X - The chance to move forward is better
Skill X - There is a chance to move forward twice as much
Anger X - Roll X chances to move forward when another horse passes you
Joy X - There is a chance to stop and smell the roses, which boosts all your other stats (except Anger)
Clutch X - Roll X chances to move forward when in the final 3rd of the race.